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With the surge of instant messaging – whether through AOL, Yahoo or one road runner giving a letter to another – there is now the need for good away messages. An away message is similar to an answering machine, telling a friend, relative or stalker of one’s absence and then kindly asking for a response. In order to help society – since we all know that’s my general goal in life – I have been thinking for the past four minutes of possible away messages for general worldwide usage. But then I realized that there was no universal language, except for the music of Ruben Studdard, so I will instead resort to providing tips…

Quotes seem to be a popular part of away messages. People tend to quote famous people, or those whose opinions matter, because it tends to be easier to use someone else’s words than to use your own. Something tells me, though, that if people like John Lennon and John F. Kennedy knew that their words were being used in away messages, they would die. And that’s a big deal considering they are already dead. So I suggest that people start quoting those whom no one knows or cares about. You know, someone like me. I have 400 columns you can borrow from, or to save you time, go ahead and use this: “I don’t really like scrambled eggs. The shells always cut my tongue.”

Aside from using an obscure quote, it also seems necessary to make it seem like you are busy. You know, so busy that you couldn’t even exit your messaging program but somehow weren’t too busy to type an away message. Go figure. Telling people you are busy just won’t cut it, however, because we all know that people lie, except for me when I made that scrambled eggs comment. Thus, being more subtle about one’s busy schedule is key, ie: “I really don’t like scrambled eggs. The shells always cut my tongue.” This may seem like a previous example, but look closely: I reversed two of the words for effect…

My final tip for away messages will likely revolutionize the way we all look at life. I really don’t like that Mikey character; I still don’t think he enjoyed the cereal… Oh, I’m sorry, wrong life…

At any rate,Rolex replicas, my final tip is that since people try so hard to be unique with their messages and make comments that make sense, why not just list a bunch of random words that you think people may want to use in conversation? I would suggest “mouse pad” and “boomerang” as starters. Or maybe just use a semi-colon as an away message because people need to start appreciating those more. The same goes for telemarketers, minus the appreciation part…

When all else fails, realize that an away message can simply state “I am not here. Leave a message.” Just keep in mind that no one will talk to you… ever… again. But I guess that’s fine. You’re too busy anyway…

But I digress.

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Who wouldn’t like to?! The question is – can it be done?

The answer is – YES. Earning money, especially without paying money first, is indeed possible – and you can do it today. You just have to know what you’re doing.

Unless you’ve been in a coma for a few years, you will have heard about the products behind this method to make money on the net . At the same time, you’d never suspect that you could make money with it.

You know how you see those “get a free X-box – click here!” ads everywhere? It looks tempting, but if you’ve ever tried to get one, you’ll know from experience that in order to receive one, you have to take so many exhausting and ridiculous steps that in 99% of the cases, you give up halfway through. You lose, and the company win, as you just ended up doing a ton of free work for them. That’s how is set up. Not the best way to make money on the net – at all.

Don’t worry though – there’s some good news here!

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Many web-sites tempt you with offers to make money on the net quickly. My advice to you is to look at the fine print. If they charge you any type of fee, exit your browser immediately. Apart from the method I have just shared with you (Online Forum Trading), I yet have to find even one other work-at-home method where you can get started for zero money, and have hundreds of dollars in your paypal account within a day.

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When I was a kid, my Dad used to take me down to the local barber shop to get my hair cut. We would pull up to the striped pole,rolex replicas, get out of the car, and walk in to a room that smelled of aftershave and men’s hair products.

On the shelf were combs soaking in disinfectant, electric shears and various kinds of scissors. They even had a vibrating massager that he would slip on his hand and rub your neck with when you were all done.

We would take our place on one of those red sparkley plastic covered chairs that looked like the frame was made of chrome. On a hot day in a pair of shorts you could almost slip right off one because of the sweat on the back of your legs.

At times it was amazing how many men were there. Some were waiting in line for a hair cut. Some had already had their hair cut. Others were just sitting around talking and didn’t need a hair cut. There were even times when we would come in and no one was getting their hair cut. They were all just sitting around talking and laughing.

It wasn’t until later in life that I realized what a social hang out the barber shop really was. It was a place where the men would come and spend time with each other. They would catch up on the news of what was going on in the local community. They could find out where the fish were biting or what the politicians were up to. And when necessary even get a hair cut.

I believe that in order to be successful at Web 2.0 we need to have much the same philosophy as the barber. He never shewed people off so he could make more pitches for hair cuts. He always welcomed people in even if just to talk. The social aspect was part of what he enjoyed about being a barber. Even though hair cuts were how he made his living you almost felt like they were secondary.

When you become part of some discussion board or social site remember not to just pound people with your pitch. Get involved in the conversation. Find out who these people are and what makes them tick. Help them to find answers to their questions. As you create these relationships and people see that you’re genuine they will be open to doing business with you.

As you help them solve problems they’ll see you as an expert. When that happens they’ll start seeking you out to do business with you. You’ve gotten to know them and they you. They feel they can trust you. You’ve already helped them and shown you know what you’re talking about.

The real power of Web 2.0 is in the ability to pick conversations. You don’t have to just get into a general conversation and hope people will talk about something related to your business. You can look for those conversations and be part of them. You can get in on specific topics that are of concern to you.

Then you can start interacting with real people that need help with real problems. You can make it a relaxed and enjoyable conversation that will result in the building of real relationships which have great potential in resulting in real business.

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